NASATAL

A song from Marian Yesufu’s One Woman Musical “DUMPED”

🎶 Chorus

Nasatal! Nasatal!

It stands for —

No Ass At All!

I never had an ass at all!

Verse 1

I know what you’re thinkin’, I see that stare,

This peach, this bump, this derrière.

“Girl, you’re packin’!” — that’s what you’d say,

But by hood definition? Nah… no way.

I don’t make the rules, I just abide,

Flat-booty’d folk, we’ve learned to hide.

I’ve cried, I’ve tried, I’ve squatted through pain,

Lost time, lost checks, lost parts of my brain.

Still — I celebrate the ones with the jiggle,

The shelf, the sway, the bounce, the wiggle.

But me? I live where the backs meet thighs,

No cushion below — just truth, no lies.

🎶 Chorus

Nasatal! Nasatal!

It stands for —

No Ass At All!

I never had an ass at all!

Verse 2

“Girl, it’s in your head!” — that’s what they say,

“Look at that dump truck — that wagon, okay?”

Well, thank you kindly for the compliment, hun,

But this lil’ lump’s more “meh” than “ton.”

I’ve made my peace, I dance in my skin,

Some women stop traffic — I breeze right in.

They’ve got curves that make jaws drop, necks twist,

I’ve got pancakes that no one’s kissed.

But that’s alright — I delight in the small,

In the bumpity-bump barely there at all.

I shimmy my shimmy, I shake what I got,

It’s petite, it’s unique — and baby, it’s hot!

🎶 Chorus

Nasatal! Nasatal!

It stands for —

No Ass At All!

I never had an ass at all!

Outro (Spoken / Comedy Button)

So I take my lil’ derrière — my rumpity-rump-rump,

March to the throne and say, “Time for a dump!”

’Cause ass or not, I own this thing —

This flat-backed queen with a cheeky swing.